Another conspiracy theory that was actually true.
The struggle to be thin enough and thick enough all at the same damn time.
Losing enough weight to define your waist but not make the booty look starved.
tryna have thick thighs and defined collarbones.
Trying to obtain a cornbread fed booty with a weight watchers waist
Trying to be concave and convex at the same damn time.
I compiled some personal tactics and crowd sourced DIY remedies for the sads (clinical term) into a mini comic! Enjoy xoxo
I honestly believe that everyone’s life would be better if I were gone.
I’m such a fucking selfish person…maybe for once, I should be selfless, and remove myself from everyone’s life. Make their life much easier and happier.